Guys, here’s a picture of me. I’m sorry, it’s very unflattering~
The fuck? Welp, I guess I’m a slut then.
Wait, seriously? I hope this is a joke. Here’s an excerpt from the article:
Teen pregnancies have increased 3000% since the songs release. More and more Christian girls are skipping Sunday School in order to hang out with garage band musicians and lay in AND smoke grass while having their birthing canals explored by an unknown teen boy’s fingers and/or penis. The sad fact is if your daughter listens to this song SHE WILL BE A SLUT, and will likely give birth to a drug-addicted ethnic child. This is encouraged in the song’s lyrics –
“I’d trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this,
But now you’re in my way”
a lot of my likes consist of spring breakers. i’m not even sorry. ashley selena and vanessa are just so badass and aidjajbdjsbdjs.
@Person behind Sapphire. Sorry, I’m mobile so it won’t let me put the reply box thingy here and I don’t recall ever getting your ooc name, but I will be, eventually. This is just all a little too much to handle at once. :/